RANDOMNESS

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

shavingryansprivates:

striderstesticle:

shavingryansprivates:

crying is manly as shit

crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.

told u

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frosted-dragons:

science-sexual:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.


I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.

It’s extra funny because Carbon is typically portrayed as a large black molecule I just

frosted-dragons:

science-sexual:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.

I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.

It’s extra funny because Carbon is typically portrayed as a large black molecule I just

me: *gets out of shower*
*wraps towel around head*
me: PRINCE ALI FABULOUS HE ALI ABABWAAAAAAA

mormondad:

this video turned me christian

thesickestjokes:

I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:

“Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

artisticloser:

grizellda:

To all those people who put a “.” as the caption for every post, don’t think you’re bein slick. I see you self-promo’ing.

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illkim:

Making you a mixtape

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kurolove:

jaba-the-slut:

“Nobody says anything about that”

I’ve reblogged this about 40 times. But let me do it again.

I still love u, Michael…

mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before